[SEIZURE WARNING! THIS GAME CONTAINS A LOT OF SHAKING AND FLASHING, SO BE CAREFUL!]

OH CHRIST

The only remaining orange juice is in a goddamn prison, and Harold's like, reaaaaally cravin that sick citrus!

Blast your way through this exciting adventure you fool! You horrible fool you!

Harold can locomote by utiziling the arrow keys or WASD!

Harold can psionically project bullets using the mouse and left-click!

Harold can't kill people, but he can sure as hell break furnishings! Break them all!

Made in a few hours because I haven't made a 2D game in ages and just wanted to mess around. Don't take this game seriously, there's barely anything to note about it.

Artwork by Aaron (Jimard)

Game by Johnny

MOST AUDIO SOURCED FROM THE MUSEUM OF ANYTHING GOES.

DONALD TRUMP DID THE BING

I REPEAT

DONALD TRUMP DID THE BING.